He Just Doesn't Get It

Tonight our family had a very long family meeting.  We agreed to keep it all private and off of Facebook. Funny that families have to make that clear these days, isn't it? But I have to pass along this little gem:

The Doctor:  Carlo, Mom and I have had this conversation before where we talk about what my goals in life are. What I want to be and how to get there. Let's figure out what your goals are and we can help you get there. So, Carlo, what do you want to be?

Carlo, slightly teary-eyed:  A Leprechaun.